Judge: You say it was an accident that you shot your wife? Defendant: Yes, Your Honour. She got in front of my mother-in-law just as I pulled the trigger. An eighty-year-old man with young ideas had married a girl of twenty-two years, and more than anything else in the world, he wanted a son. He went to his doctor and explained the situation. “I am sorry,” said the doctor. “You may be heir-minded, but you’re not heir-conditioned.” Household Humour is another presentation of Judson K. Cornelius following right in the steps of his overwhelmingly popular Church Humour, Campus Humour and Literary Humour. This anthology with all its hilarity offers the reader many hours of enjoyment and relaxation. As you read it, remember the words of a famous barb: “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
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Laugh More, Live Longer!
Every one of us enjoys innocent laughter, for it is relaxing and energizing. Laughter loosens the imposing grip of fear on our senses. A single moment of laughter can lighten the atmosphere and change the shape of our own little world. We laugh because we feel happy. Laughter reinforces the good feelings we have for ourselves, for others and for the World around us. This book, LAUGH MORE, LIVE LONGER! is based on the premise that a family that plays together laughs together and the family that laughs together stays together! And this is no laughing matter! The book is an excellent tool for students, teachers, parents, preachers, managers and anyone who would want to make his life relaxing and meaningful. The compiler has arranged the jokes under several topics. Here is a book that can make you laugh longer and consequently lengthen the span of your life. And who
St. Joseph Church History
Here is a unique history of the Catholic church given in summary form that shows how in every epoch the Church has given incontestable proofs of its divine origin. Its set forth the major events in the life of the church in a clear and logical fashion that make them understandable to the modern reader.