Here is a rare collection of rib-tickling jokes, stories, ad libs, and quips offered you by Bombay’s best known Compere and Commentator Johnnie Alves. Johnnie has abundantly used them at National and International Beauty Contests, Personality Shows, Dances and other entertainments for years. As you go on consuming the fare Johnnie serves you, your appetite will grow. You’ll die laughing only to live longer – and happier as the clouds of gloom, if any, will begin to disappear from your horizon.
Judge: You say it was an accident that you shot your wife? Defendant: Yes, Your Honour. She got in front of my mother-in-law just as I pulled the trigger. An eighty-year-old man with young ideas had married a girl of twenty-two years, and more than anything else in the world, he wanted a son. He went to his doctor and explained the situation. "I am sorry," said the doctor. "You may be heir-minded, but you're not heir-conditioned." Household Humour is another presentation of Judson K. Cornelius following right in the steps of his overwhelmingly popular Church Humour, Campus Humour and Literary Humour. This anthology with all its hilarity offers the reader many hours of enjoyment and relaxation. As you read it, remember the words of a famous barb: "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Laugh Learn Live
Laugh Learn Live Humour is the spice of life. It oils the wheels of life, thus keeping it running smoothly. Obviously, Fr Abraham Kadaplackal, sdb has drawn, considerable mileage from it and has been the richer for it, having learnt along the way to laugh at the follies and foibles of life and to live it to the full.This book is so arranged as to enable the reader to choose the area of life tickled by one's moods and read what suits the moment. That is not all, for each page has at its bottom a quotation or two that would inspire, educate and stimulate thought. Here is humour at its best. Read! Enjoy! Live!