Here is a rare collection of rib-tickling jokes, stories, ad libs, and quips offered you by Bombay’s best known Compere and Commentator Johnnie Alves. Johnnie has abundantly used them at National and International Beauty Contests, Personality Shows, Dances and other entertainments for years. As you go on consuming the fare Johnnie serves you, your appetite will grow. You’ll die laughing only to live longer – and happier as the clouds of gloom, if any, will begin to disappear from your horizon.